I'm trying really hard to be inspired to write, but lately I've been feeling kinda blah. Well, here's something i scribbled today while pretending to pay attention to my biology professor. It's inspired by those cheesy personals ads in the back of the newspaper.

SWF
recently recycled
WLTM all of the following:
pregnant pornographers
lunatics & libertines
thomas kinkadeistas
& other such types

anorexic toddlers
bulimic geriatrics
infinity fanatics
& anyone from france

must love whiskey
must hate vodka
must be in need
of therapy